Dumb Laws

Dumb Laws

Dumb Laws

Laws are a necessity in any society to prevent anarchy and protect the rights of the citizens, however many dumb laws exist on the books today. In the United States, laws are created either through legislative acts (government) or through court cases. Both types of laws are enforceable, yet many of these laws are simply dumb laws.

For instance:
• In Daytona Beach, Florida it is against the law to sexually molest a trash can in public. One has to ask themselves if this is okay in private or publically in any other parts of the state.
In Detroit, Michigan it is against the law for a mail man to spit on an alligator when at work. Since alligators are not found in Michigan, one has to ask what dumb ass came up with this court case in the first place.
• In Connecticut a pickle can only be sold or advertised as a pickle if it can bounce. This law, however, does not apply to pickle slices. To think that someone actually gets paid to test if pickles bounce may be too much for anyone to handle.
• In Nebraska it is against the law to sell beer in a bar unless a pot of soup is being cooked in the bar at the same time. There is nothing you can say about the idiocy of this law.
In Utah it is illegal for any person or persons to have sex in the back of an ambulance while it is responding to an emergency. Sitting through that court case must have been hysterical.
• In Louisiana it is illegal to rob a bank using a water pistol, with an enhanced punishment if you actually shoot water at the teller. What can be said? The dumb criminals who pulled this job off probably deserved to go to jail.

These are just a sampling of the many different dumb laws found in the various states. The U.S. government itself has a long list of laws that are absolutely insane. Perhaps they should consider a dumb test prior to handing down verdicts in a court hearing or passing a law through Congress prior to making them official.

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